Friday, March 7, 2008

The Worst Shots Ever Created - 17 Horrible Shots

If you've ever wanted to get back at someone, or just get your friend completely plastered for their 21st birthday, we've compiled a list of awful tasting shots that are sure to lay anyone out. We can take no responsibility for the after effect of these drinks. Just duck or move out the way, cause they're sure to start something!

17) Nasty B*tch

Yes, she's nasty, and so is this drink. Turn a 21st birthday into a really good time with this one.

  • 1½ oz. Tequila
  • ½ oz. Cointreau® Orange Liqueur

16) Abortion

The taste isn't as much of a killer as the consistency of this one. Think gooey white substances, with a touch of red. Yes, that's the best way to describe this one.

  • ¾ oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
  • ¾ oz. Peach Schnapps
  • A touch of grenadine

For extra fun, try eating with a coathanger!

15) Bloody Tampon

Where did they come up with the name, you ask? I have no idea, perhaps its the napkin you're supposed to suck on before taking the shot... either way, it makes it even more disgusting.

  • ½ oz. Tomato juice
  • 1 oz. Vodka

Suck on a napkin for 10 seconds then pour the shot down your gullet.

14) Gorilla’s Puke

If the name doesn't give it away, I don't know what will. Also known as 152, this drink will surely have you puking at the end of the night.

  • ¾ oz. Bacardi 151
  • ¾ oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey

13) Four Horsemen

It's definitely a classic, and one to make sure you get pictures of. The ingredients say it all; one shot will have your worst enemy crying for their mom!

  • ¾ oz. Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila
  • ¾ oz. Jagermeister Herbal Liqueur
  • ¾ oz. Rumple Minze Peppermint Liqueur
  • ¾ oz. Bacardi 151 Rum

12) Fire in the Hole

Light this one on fire for a show; your enemies will be amazed at how cool it is, and you'll get a kick out of the after effect.

  • 1½ oz. Bacardi 151
  • A touch of grenadine

WARNING - This one is dangerous

11) Liquid Steak

If you are a meat lover, then this one is for you. It's as close to a dead animal in a shot as you will ever get.

  • 1½ oz. Barcardi 151
  • Worcestershire Sauce

Fill shot with Bacardi then slowly top with a drizzle of Worcestershire Sauce. No knives required.

10) Flatliner

Beware of ANYTHING with tabasco sauce. Put some hair on your best friends' chests with this one. They'll be burning for hours while you laugh in the corner.

  • ¾ oz. Jigger Sambuca
  • ¾ oz. shot Gold Tequila
  • 3 dashes of Tabasco sauce

9) Cement Mixer

Again, it's not so much the taste, but the consistency with this one. The lime juice makes the Bailey's curdle, turning into a booger-like consistency.

  • ¾ oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
  • ¾ oz. Lime Juice

Swish around in mouth then attempt to drink.

8) Motor Oil

It's the type of drink that's sure to make you wonder what you just drank and why you did it. It's got a taste of everything, but nothing that should ever be mixed together. Definitely one for your worst enemy.

  • 1 oz. Jagermeisteer Herbal Liqueur
  • ½ oz. Peppermint Schnapps
  • ½ oz. Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps
  • ½ oz Malibu Coconut Rum

7) The Eggermeister

This is a manly version of a Jaegerbomb that is acceptable for males to drink out in the wild. They probably just won't like it.

  • 1 ½ oz. Jaegermeister
  • One pickled egg (common in most bars)
  • One highball glass

Place shot in highball, and then place pickled egg in. The nastiness comes from having to hold the Jaeger in your mouth as you chew the rubbery, pickled egg.

6) Prarie Oyster

Looking for a little protein and/or chicken fetus in your drink? Well this is the shot for you!

  • 1½ oz. Room Temperature Bourbon
  • 1 Raw Egg
  • 1 dash Tabasco

Place shot of Bourbon into rocks glass, then crack egg into glass (do not stir). Sprinkle Tabasco on top and enjoy! May want garbage can near by for any "reversals" that could occur.

5) The Holocaust

A lot of prep work goes into this shot, and microwaves are needed as well.

  • 1 oz. of Vodka
  • One Squirt of Hot Mustard
  • ½ oz. of Sauerkraut Juice

Mix sauerkraut and vodka, microwave for 10 seconds, squirt in mustard and drink. Or don't, because it really sucks.

4) New Jersey Turnpike

This shot must occur in a bar; preferably at the end of the night at the scummiest one you find.

  • One Bar Mat
  • One Bar Rag

Take the bar mat and squeeze into a shot glass. Top with what you can squeeze out of the bar rag. Then go get a hepititus shot. Note, if you sprinkle Parmasean Cheese on this shot, it turns into a whole other shot entitled "Dirty Panties" which is equally gross.

3) Smoker's Cough

The general consensus of the Campus Squeeze staff is that consistency-wise, this is the worst shot ever created, and also the most appropriately named.

  • 1½ oz. Jagermeister
  • One dollop of warm Mayonnaise

Fill shot with Jager, scoop in a heaping dollop of Mayo, and try not to puke, has been known to make people stop smoking for good.

2) Hot Mexican Hooker

Again, we here at Campus Squeeze all agree that this shot is the second-worst ever created, and also the second most appropriately named.

  • 1 oz. Jose Cuervo
  • ½ oz. of Tabasco Sauce
  • One large splash of Tuna Fish Juice

Fill shot with Cuervo and tabasco then fill to the brim with tuna fish juice. Not for the faint of heart. You may want to always keep a can of tuna in your pocket solely to make this shot for your friends.

1) The Tapeworm

A very well rounded shot, the Tapeworm really would be a super burden for your digestive track, but at least you can puke this Tapeworm out.

  • 1 oz. Vodka
  • ½ oz. Tobasco
  • Pepper
  • Small Portion of Mayonaise

Add in liquids, sprinkle with pepper, then top the shot class with a thin layer of mayonaise. Once you poke through the layer of mayo, you get a glorious blast of vile liquid and you will probably feel symptoms associated with real tapeworms: abdominal discomfort, diarrhea, loss of appetite. Really, don't try this shot.

Ok kids, that's it! Now go out and buy those drinks, be generous to others but remember to duck when the shot is being taken. You never know what you may end up receiving for being so mean!

Original here

No comments: