If you’re tired of all those people in the southern part of the US, along with Latin America, getting the majority of Jesus faced pancakes and cookies I have the perfect item for you. The Jesus cookie cutter will ensure you have the most Jesusarrific cookies in the world. Heck, you could even use it to form Jesus shaped pancakes.
And even better is that the outline of what I assume is Jesus on the cross actually looks like the silhouette of an extra in Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video. Put some ski polls in his hands and you’ve got a savior grabbing some gnarly air on the slopes.
Go ahead; you know you’re interested in getting a Jesus cookie cutter. “Can baking sin,” asks the seller. Not anymore.